EXPOSED: My brother sold our patent for $2,000,000 and called me the "intern." ⌚ My Smart Watch heart rate logs and Git dedicate history showed he took my idea! ⚖ View how digital forensics and patent law (35 U.S.C. § 135) provided the ultimate household drama vengeance.
TL; DR: My "Golden Child" bro tried to steal a $2M patent by filing solo and rebranding me as a volunteer. Little did he understand, my Smart Watch was taking attendance. Using heart-rate spikes, lab GPS pins, and cryptographic Git hashes, I exposed his scams to the USPTO and the acquirer, freezing his $2,000,000 payment and taking back my legacy.
Invite back to Am I Wrong Here, where we prove that beige wins and dimples lose to information. Today's story is a masterclass in why you need to never error the "boring" brother or sister for background noise. When my bro decided his "visionary" blazer was worth more than my years of code, I didn't scream-- I simply let the Merkle tree do the talking.
What you'll find out in this video: ✅ How to utilize Smart Watch biometric data (GPS Heart Rate) as coexisting corroboration in legal disputes. ✅ The power of Git commit hashes as cryptographic proof of authorship. ✅ Why the Duty of Candor (37 C.F.R. § 1.56) is a forger's worst problem at the USPTO. ✅ How a Derivation Proceeding (35 U.S.C. § 135) can relax a taken patent.
Timestamps:
0:00 - The $2,000,000 Betrayal 1:15 - The Rewind: Garage Lab Laminated Lies 3:45 - The Bomb Drop: The Solo Patent Email 5:30 - Officer Wrist: Biometric Forensics 101 8:12 - Git v. Glam: The Timeline That Bites 11:45 - Attorney Up: 35 U.S.C. § 135 Described 15:20 - Investor Day Ambush (The HDMI Reveal). 19:10 - Patent Office Relocations The Task of Sincerity. 23:45 - Household Meltdown: Group Chat Lawsuits. 28:30 - Court Day: Calm Beats Charisma. 33:15 - The $2M Clawback Settlement. 38:00 - Reconstruct: Why Boring is Stunning.
Disclaimer: This story is for home entertainment purposes. While it includes real-world legal concepts like 35 U.S.C. § 135 and 37 C.F.R. § 1.56, it does not constitute legal advice. Always consult with a "boring" attorney who invoices by the eyebrow before attempting your own HDMI ambush.
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